{"id":157,"date":"2006-01-05T14:15:30","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T12:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/05\/you-know-you-are-living-in-2006\/"},"modified":"2006-04-06T18:26:14","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T16:26:14","slug":"you-know-you-are-living-in-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/05\/you-know-you-are-living-in-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you are living in 2006."},"content":{"rendered":"

I received the following message this morning. It could be that there was similar list for the 2005. but nevertheless…<\/p>\n

You know you are living in 2006. if:<\/p>\n

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  1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave<\/li>\n
  2. You haven\u2019t been playing Solitaire with a real cards in years<\/li>\n
  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3<\/li>\n
  4. You are sending an e-mail to a person sitting next desk to you<\/li>\n
  5. Your main reason for not staying in touch with your family and friends is that they don\u2019t have e-mail addresses<\/li>\n
  6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries<\/li>\n
  7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen<\/li>\n
  8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.<\/li>\n
  9. <\/li>\n
  10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee<\/li>\n
  11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )<\/li>\n
  12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing<\/li>\n
  13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message<\/li>\n
  14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list<\/li>\n
  15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list<\/li>\n
  16. Now you\u2019re laughing at yourself : )<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I received the following message this morning. It could be that there was similar list for the 2005. but nevertheless… You know you are living in 2006. if: You accidentally enter your password on the microwave You haven\u2019t been playing Solitaire with a real cards in years You have a list of 15 phone numbers […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}