{"id":95,"date":"2005-05-16T16:36:23","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T14:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/16\/a-table-guy\/"},"modified":"2006-04-10T14:37:56","modified_gmt":"2006-04-10T12:37:56","slug":"a-table-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/16\/a-table-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Table Guy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>\u201c There\u2019s no such thing as free table\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/img\/thetableguy_small.jpg\" alt=\"table guy\" width=\"420\" height=\"630\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A practical joke from my office mates : )).  In case someone has any copyright issues, the original is <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0115798\/\">stolen<\/a> and adopted by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unpljugged.com\/\">Che<\/a>, so he\u2019s the one to blame.<\/p>\n<p>Is it just me, or Jim Carrey at this picture looks exactly as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mezzoblue.com\/about\/dave\/\">certain D<\/a>&#8230;? Nah! I\u2019m probably just imagining things&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201c There\u2019s no such thing as free table\u201d A practical joke from my office mates : )). In case someone has any copyright issues, the original is stolen and adopted by Che, so he\u2019s the one to blame. Is it just me, or Jim Carrey at this picture looks exactly as certain D&#8230;? Nah! I\u2019m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maratz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}